I had to fight the urge this morning to rub butter all over Ever Jane, powder her with confectioner's sugar, plop a dollop of vanilla pudding on her head and eat her for brunch.
I know, not all mothers come with a tempting sense of parental cannibalism. I learned this when I wrote about desiring to eat The Chief smothered in a peanut curry sauce when he was five months old. Readers were like "Ewwww c jane. That's just weird."
When I read those comments I started to feel a little insecure, was it wrong of me want to ingest a baby between two buns slathered in barbecue sauce and melted swiss cheese? Also, lettuce, pickle and tomato? Maybe bacon? Uppity mustard? So I did what any sensible insecure person would do, I googled "animals who eat their young."
Turns out, humans are not on the list of species who eat their young. So maybe I am weird. BUT it also turns out no one really knows why evolution created filial cannibalism in the first place. Maybe extra protein? My hypothesis is this: if the scientific community could've seen Ever Jane this morning they'd have their answer.
Because mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmm.
I know, not all mothers come with a tempting sense of parental cannibalism. I learned this when I wrote about desiring to eat The Chief smothered in a peanut curry sauce when he was five months old. Readers were like "Ewwww c jane. That's just weird."
When I read those comments I started to feel a little insecure, was it wrong of me want to ingest a baby between two buns slathered in barbecue sauce and melted swiss cheese? Also, lettuce, pickle and tomato? Maybe bacon? Uppity mustard? So I did what any sensible insecure person would do, I googled "animals who eat their young."
Turns out, humans are not on the list of species who eat their young. So maybe I am weird. BUT it also turns out no one really knows why evolution created filial cannibalism in the first place. Maybe extra protein? My hypothesis is this: if the scientific community could've seen Ever Jane this morning they'd have their answer.
Because mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmm.
Stop all studies! We figured it out!
Is what they'd say.
Anyway.
If Ever grows up and doesn't like me one day (it happens, you know) I'll quickly remind her,
"You're lucky I didn't eat you when I had the chance."
In an omelette, dripping with syrup, washed down with a fresh glass of orange juice.
Like a mama wolf spider at IHOP.
Is what they'd say.
Anyway.
If Ever grows up and doesn't like me one day (it happens, you know) I'll quickly remind her,
"You're lucky I didn't eat you when I had the chance."
In an omelette, dripping with syrup, washed down with a fresh glass of orange juice.
Like a mama wolf spider at IHOP.
I am c jane and I resist the urge to eat my young. Seasoned with Lowry's. Garlic butter. Sprinkled with Parmesan.
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179 Pieces of Opinion:
She does have absolutely delicious looking cheeks and face chub. I can see your dilemma!
Stay strong! You can do it.
girlfriend you crack me up! seriously Ever is cute as a button. those chubby cheeks and sparkling eyes, i can see how you'd want to gobble her up.
love your blog! you keep me smiling and laughing. thank you :)
Oh my. Ever is adorable!!
Wow, that chin and those cheeks are too delicious not to eat! You have the most beautiful baby.
Oh, I'd be noshing 24/7 on those adorable chubby cheeks, too!!! :) Made me think back to Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" for a moment! :) I love your wit, sense of humor, and creative talents- literary, fashion, photographic, and tasty offspring to boot! :)
i can see how it would be tempting- she is adorable! those cheeks!
I have to fight the urge every single day not to slather my nephew in applesauce and eat that juicy little pork chop!
HA!!! :)
those eyes and rolls! so delightful! what a cutie :)
I love your blog and I LOVE Ever! I love her name. Love, love, love it. But don't worry. I won't copy it because my last name is Gross. That's right I'm Marie Gross and will never have an Ever Gross.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who also gets the desire to munch on my young. LOL - I often find myself nibbling on my toddler - she's just too cute for words! when I was little my Mom used to tell my brother and I that if there were ever a famine that Mother's are allowed to eat their children! Guess its an urge that runs in the family :)
Lyndal {S. Africa}
She is beautiful. I nosh on my sweet baby's thighs daily. Is it wrong to snack?
My desire to nibble on my son when he was a baby turned into a funny (to us) bedtime routine which included a sniff behind each ear and a nibble on the tip of his nose and chin - with a couple of kisses in between. Finally at 16 he decided enough!
I know exactly how you feel. My sister-in-law and I have had extensive conversations about how we want to eat my youngest. She is just too delicious and dissolves into giggles when we gently nibble on her. She is impossible to resist. She's almost 2 and it is still a daily battle to not devour her.
Adorable... and very, very edible!
Not weird at all. Although I can't say I need to season my child when I go to chomp down on her chubby arms or cheeks.
Tiny little nibbles if I can get away with it...
Ever is adorable and quite nibbalicious!
Ever is so cute! I don't have a cannibalistic urge, but when my son was born, I couldn't get enough of sniffing his head. I probably could have sniffed him right out of existence! And sniffing the baby's head is the thing I'm looking forward to most for the baby I'm expecting right now!
I think the bums are the best part. So nice and plump and juicy. I understand you Jane. She is lovely!
She looks so much like Nie's Gigs!
I'd have to nibble those cheeks too! :)
She is most delicious-looking!
Oh, I understand. I always wanted to nibble my son's little neck and munch on those sweet fat, ham feet! But then he got bigger, sweatier and now I just want to wash that neck and feet!
Enjoy these times.
I periodically had the desire to ingest my child as well.
And then I thought about it and here's what I think.
I think there's an instinctual part of us that wants them back inside where they can be ours and only ours again, where we can keep them safe and secure from the outside influences. And since we can't return them to the womb, we move on to the next way to bring them back under the protection of our bodies.
She's adorable, seriously, well done on the second kid.
I know just how you feel! We even play nibble-kiss on babies' hands and feet at our house <3
NOT weird! For the following two reasons. 1. My bestest friend knawed on her all 4 of her babies eyebrows aka Fur Worms. 2. My Brother still says to his kids he should have eaten them when they were younger while there bones were still soft. Its love, don't be insecure. We should all be so lucky that someone wants to nibble our eyebrows.
You'd be surprised how well she tastes just plain, straight out of the box. Young, almost six year-old boys' earlobes are the best. Especially if you can get 'em right before they ripen into kindy-gardners.
That's not weird and you're not crazy. I have to resist the urge to eat cheeks (both types) at my house all the time. They're so delicious. I just want to take a bite and hold it in my mouth for a moment and enjoy the perfectness. I totally get you.
I see your problem.
Make my order with butter and maple syrup.
That child is completely edible. Surely she's big enough to share between two portions. Or I could just have the leftovers......
(slurp, drool)
Oh you've really made me giggle with this post. She is adorable!
Don't worry, you are not alone. My first instinct whenever I see something cute is to put it in my mouth! Ever since I was a kid. I choked on a Polly Pocket once.
I can smell the sugar/baby rolls! Now . . . what AM I going to have for breakfast?
Thanks, CJane!
I threaten to eat my children on a regular basis. Although I usually dream of plopping them into a pie.
I've never had the desire to eat my young (ewww, cjane, that's just weird) but your uber sweet baby photos do make me want to have another baby.
I had the same thoughts with my own three. I still say it to my kids and they are now 9, 8, & 6. I tell them that they look soooo yummy I could eat them up!
"I'm gonna eat you up" is a CONSTANT promise around here! Sweet chubby cheeks are simply irresistible. She is a DOLL!
Oh my she is delicious looking!
Btw...do Mormons believe in evolution or creation? I would have assumed the latter but now I am wondering. Hmm...
Is it just me or is she the spitting image of Nicholas? Especially the second picture.
So adorable.
I eat my chubbers too!!! You are totally normal Cjane!!!! those chubs on Ever are to die for!!! Dig in Mama!!!
You crack me up! I used to love to lip-nibble my son's gums when he was too little to have teeth or know how to give kisses. That was the sweetest feeling to me. Then those little toofers came in. My sweet nibbles had to subside. I think I resorted to lip-nibbling his chubby cheeks and neck at that point.
She is SOOO adorable! I could eat her too. But I am "child eating type" :) I tell my daughter practically every single day that I could eat her up, while I nibble on her cheeks and/or her thighs, SERIOUSLY! :)
Sometimes you just can't help it! :)
For the record, I want to eat my baby too. I often take gentle bites of her cheeks. Sugar!
I'm all for eating babies, but omlettes with syrup? That is disgusting. I don't think you should admit that out loud.
She is adorable! And would eat her up, too.
omygoodness. i tell my daughter every day that i want to eat her. and then i take a little nibble. how could a momma not?
I have dubbed all my kids nicknames such as pumpkinbutter, chocolate eyes, etc..etc.. So no, your not weird you are decadent!
Those pictures of Ever are cute, CUTE, CUUUUUTE! I'd gobble her up too!
Oh my, I hope mine looks exactly like her. She is delectable.
Haha. She has the most adorable chub! Nothing better than a chubby baby. What a cutie!
haha I loved this post! Ever is a doll and yes so yummy!
I STILL say to my kids (ages 4 and 2) - "can I eat you for dessert, your so yummy!"
They laugh and say "no Mommy you can't eat us silly!" They think it's hilarious!
I am not sure when the urge goes away...maybe when they become teenagers?! ;)
JUST THIS MORNING I asked my 16-month-old if I could eat him for breakfast. People think I am weird when I say things like that, too. In fact, I think I've scared my sister a few times when I told her my nephew was so cute I could eat him...with ketchup.
Ever is definitely delicious! I don't know how you resist those chins!
I totally understand! I have wanted to eat up every single one of my babies because they are SO DANG CUTE! Ever is adorable!
Mmmm, edible Ever!
i have that urge too! Reading this is a relief; I get the craziest looks when i say I want to nibble a baby's ear off.
This clearly explains why you want a lot of children. ;-)
Are you kidding me?! I ask my two year old if I can bite her all the time. She unfortunitly says, "NO Mommy!"
But I must admit sometimes when I say to my friends, "don't you just want to bite her?!" They give me funny looks.
Its good to know I'm not alone :)
I have the same urge, so I feel better knowing I'm not the only one. My husband gives me the strangest looks when I ask him if I can just have one small nibble of baby. I'll have to show him this, he'll see it's perfectly normal. Can two people make something normal?
Lol! ADORABLE!
Sooooo cute!! That second picture reminds me of your sister's son gig's eyes. It must be the genes! She is a doll, and reminds me of my sweet ones when they were that fun squeezable age!
Those chubby cheeks look delicious! I eat (kiss) my 1-year-old son's cheeks and chub on an hourly basis. Sprinkle him with love and hugs and tickles. It's tasty.
Ever's sweet little face reminds me of Nie's son, Nicolas. So darling.
Oh man I just want to give Ever a zurber right on that chubby neck!
I still have a hamburger with bacon… make that extra bacon. In fact I'm surprised you didn't ever mention partaking of either of your children with bacon. Haven't you heard that bacon makes everything better?
With that thought, you might just want to change up your order.
Ever looks like the sweetest baby!
I giggled out loud looking at those pictures of Ever Jane. I tend to have long skinny babies instead of roly poly ones, and I am envious of all that yummy baby fat. She is just the cutest thing I've seen!
Good gravy, she's cute. And I completely agree, she is scrumptious.
LOVE! She is adorable!
I actually DO know what you mean, and I often teased about wanting to eat up my babies. They're just so DELICIOUS! It's the only word that describes that all consuming (get it?) cuteness!
Hahaha! I love it. That is one seriously cute and tasty-lookin' baby.
she has the most scrumptious cheeks i have seen! SO cute!! :] i'd butter her up too!
ps-i wanna tell you your sister lucy inspired me with her baby girl. we are having baby girl 4 and naming her betsy. my husband's gma just passed away recently and her name was bessie, i didn't like it, but wanted to memorialize her.
read an entry with betsy's name, even though i've been reading for years and EUREKA!
thanks again!!
This is great! I don't think it is gross at all! I wanted to eat both of my daughters as babies:) It's a mother's perogitive I believe!
How about dripping in Nutella? Yes, I am sure that is the way! Seriously? I can see why you want LOTS of children!
I hear you CJane!!
I have always been about wanting to eat my kiddos - ooh that does sound strange. I had mentioned how edible my daughter was on the first day of a vacation with my sister in law who was in her early twenties. She looked at me like I was insane, but by the end of the week she said, "You know that comment you made about wanting to eat her? I totally get it now." :) And don't even get me started on how I call my son butterball....
oh my gracious that baby is precious. and yes, quite delectable looking. but if you ate her, you wouldn't get to gaze at the wonder that is her double chin and those pudgalicious cheeks!
this is my favorite post of all time.
I feel the same way about my babies. I love to nibble on their tiny little cheeks.
I love her double chin!
so funny and BTW today I see a little of your dad in Ever! I know you think she has huge Kendrick genes but there is a little powdering of Mr Clarks smile!
I could not agree more! She looks very appetizing and if she were mine I would gobble her right up on a cracker with melted brie and a slice of green apple. She really is deliciously adorable.
that is one cute baby
There are few things that rival the love of my children and family-that is food. Mmmmm.... I like to dip their toes in Nutella and have a nice dessert ;-)
That Ever is truly a doll!
I totally get it! I always wanted to "eat up" my babies! They are so delicious, who could resist? Ever Jane is so so so scrumptious!
That is some serious chub! She is too cute!
Babies are yummy, that's all there is to it. Esp the chubsters!
I want to chew on her too!!! Don't worry, this too shall pass. I was the same way with my two. Then before you know it, they get all boney and smelly and the urge goes away. :-)
We had our baby girls the same day, and let me tell you. . . I have strong urges to suck my girlie's cheeks and chinS (as in multiple) right off her face. Serious pound puppy cheeks my girl has. I have a sucking urge even as I type :)
This post has the makings for the perfect children's book! Loved it!! Those cheeks are purely scrumptious!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, snort, huh huh, sigh. It's funny because I understand all too well. My youngest (of five) has the most delicious cheeks ever and I have had way too many conversations about this very thing.
Love you and your stuff, even when suffering from writers block.
(HA!!! My word verification is 'sweets'!!!!! Too appropriate.
i have been reading your blog for ages, and just had my first son 6 weeks ago ... and i say every day that i am in danger of eating my child. so you are not alone!
I still threaten my daughter that I may eat her, and she's 5!
ok i just have to leave a comment. you don't know me. i live in california, and i love your blog...there is the intro.
so not only do i always say that i want to eat my littles, but i also have overwhelming urges to squeeze, kick, and punch the cuteness right out of them.....and that is about the time people slowly walk away from conversation with me. so just letting you know how normal you really are. your daughter looks delicious!
Hopefully one day you will be able to tell her your never tried to eat her. My mother on the other had did she bit my butt when I was a baby because she got carried away. Now 28 years later I only hold it againist her once a year!! Your babies are too cute and I am sorry i have never left a comment before.
She is just so DARLING! :)
She looks like Stephanie's Nicholas! (Both sooo delicious :).
That was wonderfully written and gave me the smile I needed so much this morning. thank you!
And Ever Jane does look scrump-didally-upmtios!
I'm finding myself blurking aka blog stalking your family blogs which has even extended to Lizzie at Simple Fancies. I've never followed blogs of people I don't personally know before. My apologies, though I do believe this is why blogs are made available. Still, I feel a bit creepy and yet enjoy my little deception as a Peeping Tom into your lives. Again, my apologies. (Thanks)
I kind of love you.
Let's throw her in-between two layers of tortilla with garlic aioli.
You know what is funny? I was just thinking about writing a post regarding something along the lines of: If You Use The Word Yummy To Describe A Baby Then You Can't Hold Mine. But then I remembered that my sister in law calls her babies Yummy all the time and I knew she'd be highly offended if she read such a post, so I decided to keep it to myself. Perhaps I should simply refer her to you post and she will see that she is in good company.
However - that sweet double chin? Beautiful.
Oh, my. If you don't eat her, then I will! She is just delicious!
I don't think you are weird. I felt the same way about my babies. I just wanted to nibble them all the time! One of my best friends from high school and his wife just had their first baby, and he emailed saying he had the urge to just gobble his little son up...but decided against it because he felt the "ultimate outcome would be very disappointing." HA!
I too have the desire to eat my children. My youngest, who is almost 3 is so luscious that I just want to devour her but then she reminds me "Momma I'm not a cupcake I'm Lella!"
You know, I'm not one to want to eat my own children. I think it's because they never had the extra plump-ness to them. I've always wanted to with others though. Your Ever looks very yummy. Does that sound too bad?
You are so funny though. Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. Just try not to eat her...you can be strong. :)
I get what you mean! And it never seems to end. I could "snack" on my girls, and they're all grown up now. Toss in some strawberry scented shampoo, and, I'll admit, there's this wild impulse to just gobble, gobble, gobble! Ummmmm! Yummy girls! Lucky for them I just resort to hugs and big breaths of their sweetness.
I am 21 and my mom still wants to "just eat [me] up!". And if that doesn't weird you out, I'm sorry to say your cannibal days may never be over...
hahahahaaaa...I totally get that Cjane. I want to munch on my babies feet - no condiments required. Ever is quite edible!!!
If I could somehow bottle the smell of the back of my son's head I'd never have to eat again. Just sniff. And think how thin I'd be!!!
I also need to add that Ever is not only adorable, but she is cognitively and physically advanced for her age.
It's true.
Don't worry, you're not alone.
I contemplate eating my children as well. Sometimes I even want to eat other people's cute children.
Ever would be a yummy treat.
I would never really eat your child.
I will admit to licking my baby's head from time to time. I've been known to nibble on a baby toe too. Oh and just a little nibble of baby bottom is sweet too.
I'm always threatening to eat up my grandkids, like a Hershey bar. Snap! Swallow! I'm especially fond of ears and toes.
My daughter is 4 and I still want to eat her up; I tell her that I want to dip her adorable nose in chocolate and have it for dessert! She tells me that I can't bite it off, but I can nibble on it if I want. Ha!
Funniest. Post. Ever. She is a doll!
I totally get where your coming from. Especially when your baby has all those neck rolls...those are pretty hard to resist!
I feel your pain, I want to gobble mine up at various intervals throughout the day! Chubby cute little girls make the most delicious meals I think.
I love this post. :)
You are NOT weird and you are NOT alone! I have to resist the urge every single day to eat my litte Daner man. Bring on the syrup!
Oh. And Ever is absolutely ADORABLE! I think she resembles The Chief, no?
This cracks me up because I am the same way and I never stopped to think that people may think it strange! Whenever I see something cute, whether it be a pony or a baby I usually say that I want to dip it in chocolate and eat it up!!
Love IT!!
Please stop posting such beautiful pictures of your baby! It makes me so baby hungry and I really can not get pregnant right now.
You are out of your ever-lovin' mind.
ha ha. I just wanted to use that line...you probably get that one all the time, though.
I often feel like nibbling my own little ones, so I get it.
I am a mother of three sons Ages 15,13,and 9 and I STILL have the urge to eat them! I nibble on them all the time.(yes they think I am crazy)
So I am sorry to inform you cjane, the urge won't go away!
Just hope they allow you to nibble on them when you need as my sons do!
Hugs!
Oh, you're not alone. I feel the same way about my twin nieces right now! Isn't another word for "cute" "appetizing"?? (Okay, maybe I just made that up.) Regardless, what a darling baby you've got there!! I don't blame ya one bit (but good job for holding off ;))
It's ok. I think about eating my son too! It's not my fault he is so cute!
She's got the yummiest looking cheeks--what sweet photos! Sweetcheeks Ever!
Is it wrong to want to devour someone elses child? I could just take a nibble from one of her chins. Delicious. My children are too big to eat.
she is so yummy!
Oh man she is adorable. A little female version of The Chief! Funny how they look so much alike (to me) but Ever looks so much like a girl and The Chief is such a boy! Genetics RULE! Good work you two!!!
I have to admit to occasionally nibbling on my babies' chubby, fleshy arms and shoulders *blush* They were irresistible. And the kids are still alive and well today, so I don't think any permanent damage was done.
I can't look at Ever's pics without laughing!! She looks like such a happy baby and definitely edible!! My baby girl is starting to fill out with baby chubbiness and I can't get enough of her. My husband said he gets these overwhelming urges to just squeeze her. I told him he's in a lot of trouble if he takes any nibbles out of her!! :) Thanks for sharing the wonderful pics with us. God bless!! :)
~ Wendy
http://Crickleberrycottage.blogspot.com/
Anna Marie,
In case no one else has answered you, Mormons believe in Creation.
I'm the same way, times a thousand!
With a Reese's on the side.
Melted over some marshmallow cream.
I never want it to end!
cjane, she is absolutely beautiful!!!!
i eat my kids up all the time. i can't help it. it's those cute little cheeks and necks and toes and legs.
I totally know what you mean! I still tell my little 3 year old daughter that I could just eat her up for breakfast! :) Maybe you have to be a mom with adorable little ones to understand...but I do....I get it!
Love your blog! :)
I completely understand, I often clench my teeth and just tell my little one how yummy she is. I don't know why I want to eat her all the time either but it's so hard to resist. I think it must be the chubbiness. So much better have a chubby baby than a skinny one.
I chew on my kids every day. Thighs, arms, back fat, chest. I have blogged about it too.
Not everyone gets it.
I love this post.
I often say my baby is DELICIOUS, and they smell so stinkin good how can you not want to take a little nibble.
I have always said that I just wanted to take a bite out of my babies because they're just so freaking cute and I love them so much, I can't take it! Hugging and kissing them isn't enough! And clearly, the only way to show how much I love them would be to take a bite out of them!
That made me laugh! So cute.
CUTEST PICTURES!!! Her cheeks are to die for!
Who could not want to eat that luscious baby skin and those squishy rolls. It might be too early to think about Haloween BUT She should be a pumpkin roll... or a roll with butter on top.. just sayin' :)
Oooh, she is so cute you could just eat her up. Adorable pictures. I hope my baby is just as chunky. I love chunky babies.
There is just no one quite as funny and witty as you. You make me laugh all the time. :)
Nope. Definitely not the only mama who is tempted to eat her babe. I'm right there with ya! My weak spot are those ever so chunky thighs that my 8 month old sports. I cannot resist nibbling on those chunkas!
And seriously. With chins like that, how DO you resist? She's so dang cute!!
Are you weeding out the comments from readers who think this is gross? I've never seen so many people unanimously admit to this before. While I sometimes have an urge to give a baby a little nibble, the mental image of babies covered in condiments (or of you eating your baby) is quite disturbing. Yes, I get that you're not actually going to eat Ever (I think). It's still just...disturbing.
Listen...my girls always scream at me MOM STOP TAKING BITES OUT OF US. Pshaw it is just little nibbles. I just can't help it. We can both be weird together.
vanessa inevergrewup.net
I always say that I could eat a baby up. When they are chunky and yummy, I could eat them up. You are so right to want to eat Ever up. Who wouldn't? She is adorable.
I'm glad you are back!
Mercy me, I want to eat that baby up too!! I don't care what people say, babies are completely edible!! Go ahead and snack away on that gorgeous baby!!
CJane - have you read the "Immortals" books by Alison Noel? I am on the third one and so far so good... (yes, I like sci fi young adult books). Anyway, I am asking because the lead character's name is Ever. :)
Your Ever is a CUTIE!
Ew. I'm just way too literal, I guess.
But you and your posts and your blogs and your pictures. You are worth a baby nibble story from time to time.
Ah, what a completely adorable girl! I'm especially fond of the rolls. Delish!
Well it's obvious by looking at her that she is 100% edible. I don't blame you one little bit. (My Connor is three and STILL the yummiest treat going!)
I never really wanted to eat my kids, just maybe suck on them a bit ;)
Ever is a precious, precious lamb. I don't blame you one single bit.
Is it so wrong that my sister and I sometimes feel the urge to squeeze the little cuties till their heads pop...or just grab 'em and throw 'em cause their so cute? We've even been known to say that we just wanna punch 'em because they're so cute...sounds pretty demented when I type it out (and no, we've never actually followed through on any of these feelings).
I'm not quite sure what you would call this sickness of ours, but we recently discovered that a mutual friend in our Bible study has the same thoughts and feelings (again, never acted upon). It's nice to know it's not some kind of genetic disorder.
We've handled lots of babies over the years (many years of babysitting, plus our own little bugs) and they've all survived without a scratch. Thank goodness for impulse control!
I'm not appalled that you want to eat your young. I am confused, though...you believe in evolution? (Please note, I'm not Mormon. I'm a non-denominational Christian).
Miss Ever is adorable with her chubby cheeks and bright cherry eyes. I can see why you want to gobble her up :)
--Mari
I had to stop nibbling on my daughter's cheeks when giving her kisses after she started biting me.
Sometimes I think maybe the biting isn't so bad if I can just give her nibbly cheek kisses.
So I can totally relate...
She is too cute for words!! Seriously I just wanna pinch her face off (in a totally NICE way that is!!) but oh my gosh what a doll!!!!!
She is sooo adorable! I love her chubby cheeks!
I just like munching on baby cheeks. And Ever's look very munchable. She does look a bit worried to me though...
I am with you on wanting to eat your young!! I want to eat my sons feet and cheeks. No condiments, just the sweet taste of baby.
I can't believe how much she looks like Nie's Nicholas!
You may have already seen this, but someone else shares your affinity for child munching.
http://sliceoflemon.com/2010/07/29/might-eat-your-baby/
cjane, i know exactly what you are talking about. my little one is 3 months old today (happy bday cc!!) and i just returned to work last week (boo!). that makes my desire to eat up my little cc even stronger!! and i had these same feelings with my pre-schooler(when she was an infant, of course). yay for chubby cheeks and thighs!!
LOL!!! Love the pics of Miss Ever! She is so adorable. Love her to pieces.
CRACKS.ME.UP how many people take you so literally. ha ha :)Eating children? Evolution? Seriously.
Sometimes I think you have fun sticking stuff in for the purpose of stirring them up. I know I would. Honestly, people. Get a sense of humor!
Love you, C.
Kelly
I LOVE eating my babies. Yum. Chub-a-licious.
Seriously, that double chin is pretty delicious.
sounds like you've got your blogging mojo back.
i'm glad.
I always had to fight the urge to snack on my son. I would kiss, kiss, kiss his little toes and they looked so sweet and tasty and then, well, it's hard to stop!
So, no, you're not strange. And, yes, Ever is especially delicious looking.
I just can't help taking nibbles of my own baby girl. I really might just gobble her up one of these days.
Ever is so adorable. I LOVE those cheeks!
Here's what I used to sing to my now 17 year old daughter:
Imogen, Imogen dumpling
Steam her in the pot
Butter her
And sugar her
And gobble up the lot
You need to add a cooking method to really stir things up :)
At Christmas time when my Little's drumsticks were nice and plump, i really really wanted to take our family picture around a formally set dinner table with the baby dressed like a turkey and all of us with our silverware up and ready to dig in to that juicy bird. I told someone and they thought it was weird. I totally get this post.
I think this is my most favorite blog article ever.
She is very beautiful.
I just love her chin(s). I love when my babies get those little chins, I just love to stick my nose right in there and sniff, nuzzle and nibble on them.
Enjoy every minute of that sweet little beeb!
That is hilarious! Sheer brilliance in that post....honestly!
WOW Courtney! I cannot believe how much she looks like your mom in the first 2 pics! Not that we are friends and I know your mom or anything. Just from pics you've posted i see a mini Cindy.HEHEHE
You are not alone...It is simply hard for me to resist snacking on chubby little baby toes. ;)
She's absolutely scrumptious looking! I tell my children they're so cute I could just eat them up. Heck, I even say it to the children of strangers. I never thought it was weird and never considered that others might perceive it as weird. Ooops.
Ha ha ha! I get it. I totally get it. She is EVER so cute.
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