Comments on c jane enjoy it: The Parakeet's Name is Bella

Good earth, I can't believe I let this one sit in ...

2008-05-24T01:40:00.000-06:00

Good earth, I can't believe I let this one sit in my Reader for so long. I am dying.

Nice title for this post. It totally goes. You mad...

2008-05-20T18:22:00.000-06:00

Nice title for this post. It totally goes.

You made we wet my pants I was laughing so hard (which incidentally isn't very hard after giving birth to children, which I suspect you will find out yourself in due time, which is not a reference to time or due dates or anything..nevermind.)

Had to read the naked man part over and over until...

2008-05-19T23:21:00.000-06:00

Had to read the naked man part over and over until I realized you meant he was shaving his FACE and not his nether regions. Now THAT would've been traumatic.

I'm really glad that you clarified that your home ...

2008-05-19T15:48:00.000-06:00

I'm really glad that you clarified that your home teacher was shaving his beard... because the pictures that flashed through my mind via your description... him naked..., shaving--God only knows what--while strattling a metal stool... uhhh yah... it was quite baffling?

I laughed hard... about all of it.

Bravo! Good post! You've got me laughing out loud,...

2008-05-19T08:51:00.000-06:00

Bravo! Good post! You've got me laughing out loud, and that was on my to-do list for the day.

Naked Jim Carrey Grinch? Oh...I think I just pidd...

2008-05-19T07:56:00.000-06:00

Naked Jim Carrey Grinch? Oh...I think I just piddled in my pants!!!

A beautiful naked (green glowing) pregnant aunt vs. a hairy naked (stool-strattling) home teacher?

I would go with #1 thank you very much!

My 10 year old son walked in on me as I was gettin...

2008-05-18T18:21:00.000-06:00

My 10 year old son walked in on me as I was getting out of the shower. I think I've scarred him for life.

This is my new favorite C Jane post. Thanks for be...

2008-05-18T17:16:00.000-06:00

This is my new favorite C Jane post.

Thanks for being a really, really good/entertaining writer, and for having an exciting life so I can live vicariously through it.

This made me think of my own similar story. It in...

2008-05-18T16:10:00.000-06:00

This made me think of my own similar story. It involved a swift crouch and covering my face. That is what you call going into stealth mode. No one can see you when you go into stealth mode. Did you know?

I once flashed my landlord (who just happened to b...

2008-05-18T15:49:00.000-06:00

I once flashed my landlord (who just happened to be our 2nd counselor) at Seven Peaks (not on purpose! I'm not that kind of girl! I was in the kiddie pool and some kid squirted some water gun thingy at just the right spot on my strap and it flew down flashy all! I was so embarrassed! When I looked up, my landlord was right there. It was awful.). It would have been nice to laugh about it but instead it was just painfully awkward. We ended up moving but guess who was one of my son's counselors in middle school? Yes, my old landlord and he still wouldn't look me in the eye! Count your blessings it was your nieces!

being a naturally curious child I have far too man...

2008-05-18T15:43:00.000-06:00

being a naturally curious child I have far too many memories of accidental run ins with various nude family members, including my grandma, *shiver

that sounds disturbing doesn't it?

it was

just think of it as an lesson on the virtues of abstinence until you're prepared to handle the consequences!!

what, no loss of bladder control?!?!

2008-05-18T12:12:00.000-06:00

what, no loss of bladder control
?!?!

Funny! Funny! Haha.When my grandma was visiting ...

2008-05-18T11:10:00.000-06:00

Funny! Funny! Haha.

When my grandma was visiting during my frosh year of HS, I rushed into her bedroom one morning excited to talk to her... and boom. She was there naked. Her brown body glimmering in the sun from the window. I was kinda horrified, I mean, I've never seen someone that aged/wise? naked. She laughed. I laughed, and when I see her now I sometimes laugh to myself and remember.

Re your neighbor: what man shaves naked, and on a stool??! WEIRDO. Haha.

Sorry Em, it is now edited correctly. I should've ...

2008-05-18T10:43:00.000-06:00

Sorry Em, it is now edited correctly. I should've known you not to draw such evil comparisons. Smile. Smile.

Just for the record, it was Lindsay who made the g...

2008-05-18T10:07:00.000-06:00

Just for the record, it was Lindsay who made the grinch comment! (This is Emily by the way.)

I was showering (in my 5th or 6th month of pregnan...

2008-05-18T07:53:00.000-06:00

I was showering (in my 5th or 6th month of pregnancy) and my neices and nephews were having an easter egg hunt and low and behold my 12 year old nephew decided to look in the bathroom. I can't remember if there wasn't a door lock, or if I just neglected to use one, but either way.... I am sure THAT memory was seared into his brain for life... GREAT.

court you make me laugh so hard. holy crap. i lo...

2008-05-18T07:44:00.000-06:00

court you make me laugh so hard. holy crap. i love the repositioning arms part. and the man straddling the metal stool. hahahahaha. one time my brother saw me dash from the bathroom to my dresser w/my door open (and butt naked) and we both screamed. luckily it was only a view from behind. (still embaressing!)

Dang, that was funny.

2008-05-18T01:48:00.000-06:00

Dang, that was funny.

I walked in on a man in our ward who was sitting o...

2008-05-18T01:26:00.000-06:00

I walked in on a man in our ward who was sitting on the toilet. I think I was about 14 too.

But he deserved it for sitting in the bathroom with the door open for heaven's sake!!

That was laugh out loud funny! Good job for laughi...

2008-05-17T23:24:00.000-06:00

That was laugh out loud funny! Good job for laughing at the situation. I'm surprised that the shock didn't put you into labor.